A little paperwork. A lot of personality.
Everyday excuses.
Extraordinary delivery.
Personalized excuses and playful certificates for life’s less-than-serious moments. Turn a missed plan, small victory, or inside joke into something worth sharing.
Digital downloads. Real personality. Strictly for fun.
Our desk rules
Made personal, not impersonal.
Digital files, not another parcel.
A good joke. Never an official document.
The unofficial paperwork department
Serious presentation.
Entirely unserious purposes.
For the friend who needs an exit strategy, the colleague who deserves a laugh, or the person who has earned a very specific award.
Unofficial certificate of achievement
Outstanding commitment
to doing it tomorrow.
In recognition of exceptional potential, carefully reserved for a later date.
Personalized excuses
Put a little character into your next harmless escape. Playful excuses for missed plans, everyday mishaps, and running fashionably behind.
Playful certificates
Celebrate tiny triumphs and spectacular quirks. A tongue-in-cheek award makes an inside joke feel wonderfully official.
A joke worth giving
Choose something that fits your recipient and occasion. Check each listing for personalization options, file details, and how to use your download.
Choose your paperwork
Small downloads. Big punchlines.
Browse individual downloads and their current prices. Personalization and file details are listed with each product.
Consider this your permission slip
Make the ordinary
a little less ordinary.
There’s probably a certificate for that kind of energy.